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All Fun and Games [Doctor Who/xxxHOLiC; English]
Title: All Fun and Games
Rating: G
Genre: Humour
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Clow, Yuuko
Words: 770
Summary: Clow and Yuuko try to guess the Doctor's real name - by employing their speshul naming capabilities.
Notes: A birthday present for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lady_kikyou, who asked for this fic ages ago. X3
"I. Am. Not. Telling."
"You're boring," Yuuko said, with her usual pout. "Clow, tell him he's boring."
"I believe he heard, dear."
"What, and you're on his side now?"
Clow gracefully avoided her slap, pretending to lean forwards to take pick up his glass of wine. The Doctor was pretty sure he was just ducking, though.
"And I am," the wizard assured her. "But annoying him is not the best way to get him to cooperate."
"Yeah, and saying that kind of things aloud and right in front of me isn't going to work either," the Doctor pointed out. "Besides, I am not telling."
"But why noooooot?"
"You of all people should know why not, Yuuko," he sighed. "I mean, you won't tell me your real name, will you?"
"That is true. But you are like Clow," she said. "With an ego like that, it's surprising that you even bother to take this kind of precautions."
"She does have a point," Clow agreed. Apparently his ego was so healthy that he didn't consider that an insult.
… well, technically speaking, the Doctor didn't consider it an insult either. There was nothing wrong with appreciating one's own talents, he always thought. The way he saw it, Yuuko was the one with a strange perspective on the matter.
"Good for her. I'm still not telling."
The wizard sighed dramatically, as if he dearly regretted what he was about to do. That meant, of course, that he was going to take great delight in it. It was such an old act, really.
"Then you leave us no choice, Doctor," he said. "We will have to guess."
"What? How? You don't even know that much about Gallifreyan names."
"Well, too bad for you, isn't it?" Yuuko replied, with a giggle that had absolutely no innocence whatsoever. "I think I'll call you Onigiri~"
"Wha-- what?"
"Oh, it's not her worse," said Clow, amused. "You should have heard what she wanted to call the Mokonas…"
"But that's not a name. It's food," the Doctor insisted. Yuuko shrugged.
"So? There are girls named Candy out there, aren't there?"
Oooh. He could see what was coming now. And he didn't even need foresight - he just knew her that well.
"… aaand my name is not Candy, either."
"Awww. You're so boring when you try to guess what I'll say!"
"No, I'm only used to your so-called sense of humour."
"And now you sound just like Clow."
"Kindly stop using me as a bad example, Yuuko," the wizard intervened. "I thought you wanted me on your side."
"Ha!" the Doctor exclaimed, cheerful. "I knew you'd be the sensible one!"
"Well, of course. I wouldn't assume you are named after food," said Clow, with a polite smile as usual. This, too, was a dangerous sign. "I think Yuuko is far too entertained by the idea of strange names."
"Thank you! See, I--"
"Perhaps Bob."
"… what."
"It's not a strange name, is it? Quite the opposite, in fact. Or maybe Fred…"
"Takoyaki!"
The Doctor ran a hand through his hair, messing it up even more, and couldn't hold back a frustrated sigh.
"Oh, shut up, both of you! You really should start behaving like grown-ups one of these days."
"Like you?" Clow asked, the very picture of innocence. The Doctor glared at him.
"I am a very mature individual, I'll have you know."
"Well, then," Yuuko said, "why don't you do the mature thing and get it over with?"
"For the last time, I am not telling," he repeated. "And I can't believe you of all people are asking for my name with nothing to offer in exchange."
"Ah, if I may… You would be getting a very good deal, as a matter of fact," Clow explained.
"Really," the Doctor replied in a flat tone. "Care to explain?"
"Oh, it's very easy," said the witch, with one of her most dangerous smiles. "You give us your name and we stop annoying you."
"… I hate you both so much sometimes."
"Come on, Doctor," Clow chuckled. "You know we would never use that knowledge to your disadvantage."
"I know you won't. Because you know I won't tell you. And I know you know that, you crazy Seer people," he said. "So why do you even bother with this?"
"Because it's funny to see you flail," Yuuko said simply. Clow just grinned.
"That's it. I give up." With a sigh, he turned around and started walking towards the TARDIS. "I'll come back when you two get a better hobby."
"See you soon, Okonomiyaki-san!"
The Doctor slammed the door behind him.
Rating: G
Genre: Humour
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Clow, Yuuko
Words: 770
Summary: Clow and Yuuko try to guess the Doctor's real name - by employing their speshul naming capabilities.
Notes: A birthday present for
lady_kikyou, who asked for this fic ages ago. X3"I. Am. Not. Telling."
"You're boring," Yuuko said, with her usual pout. "Clow, tell him he's boring."
"I believe he heard, dear."
"What, and you're on his side now?"
Clow gracefully avoided her slap, pretending to lean forwards to take pick up his glass of wine. The Doctor was pretty sure he was just ducking, though.
"And I am," the wizard assured her. "But annoying him is not the best way to get him to cooperate."
"Yeah, and saying that kind of things aloud and right in front of me isn't going to work either," the Doctor pointed out. "Besides, I am not telling."
"But why noooooot?"
"You of all people should know why not, Yuuko," he sighed. "I mean, you won't tell me your real name, will you?"
"That is true. But you are like Clow," she said. "With an ego like that, it's surprising that you even bother to take this kind of precautions."
"She does have a point," Clow agreed. Apparently his ego was so healthy that he didn't consider that an insult.
… well, technically speaking, the Doctor didn't consider it an insult either. There was nothing wrong with appreciating one's own talents, he always thought. The way he saw it, Yuuko was the one with a strange perspective on the matter.
"Good for her. I'm still not telling."
The wizard sighed dramatically, as if he dearly regretted what he was about to do. That meant, of course, that he was going to take great delight in it. It was such an old act, really.
"Then you leave us no choice, Doctor," he said. "We will have to guess."
"What? How? You don't even know that much about Gallifreyan names."
"Well, too bad for you, isn't it?" Yuuko replied, with a giggle that had absolutely no innocence whatsoever. "I think I'll call you Onigiri~"
"Wha-- what?"
"Oh, it's not her worse," said Clow, amused. "You should have heard what she wanted to call the Mokonas…"
"But that's not a name. It's food," the Doctor insisted. Yuuko shrugged.
"So? There are girls named Candy out there, aren't there?"
Oooh. He could see what was coming now. And he didn't even need foresight - he just knew her that well.
"… aaand my name is not Candy, either."
"Awww. You're so boring when you try to guess what I'll say!"
"No, I'm only used to your so-called sense of humour."
"And now you sound just like Clow."
"Kindly stop using me as a bad example, Yuuko," the wizard intervened. "I thought you wanted me on your side."
"Ha!" the Doctor exclaimed, cheerful. "I knew you'd be the sensible one!"
"Well, of course. I wouldn't assume you are named after food," said Clow, with a polite smile as usual. This, too, was a dangerous sign. "I think Yuuko is far too entertained by the idea of strange names."
"Thank you! See, I--"
"Perhaps Bob."
"… what."
"It's not a strange name, is it? Quite the opposite, in fact. Or maybe Fred…"
"Takoyaki!"
The Doctor ran a hand through his hair, messing it up even more, and couldn't hold back a frustrated sigh.
"Oh, shut up, both of you! You really should start behaving like grown-ups one of these days."
"Like you?" Clow asked, the very picture of innocence. The Doctor glared at him.
"I am a very mature individual, I'll have you know."
"Well, then," Yuuko said, "why don't you do the mature thing and get it over with?"
"For the last time, I am not telling," he repeated. "And I can't believe you of all people are asking for my name with nothing to offer in exchange."
"Ah, if I may… You would be getting a very good deal, as a matter of fact," Clow explained.
"Really," the Doctor replied in a flat tone. "Care to explain?"
"Oh, it's very easy," said the witch, with one of her most dangerous smiles. "You give us your name and we stop annoying you."
"… I hate you both so much sometimes."
"Come on, Doctor," Clow chuckled. "You know we would never use that knowledge to your disadvantage."
"I know you won't. Because you know I won't tell you. And I know you know that, you crazy Seer people," he said. "So why do you even bother with this?"
"Because it's funny to see you flail," Yuuko said simply. Clow just grinned.
"That's it. I give up." With a sigh, he turned around and started walking towards the TARDIS. "I'll come back when you two get a better hobby."
"See you soon, Okonomiyaki-san!"
The Doctor slammed the door behind him.
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Also, trufax: in Discedo, there's a barn and one of the cows is named Takoyaki. Yuuko had nothing to do with it.
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... pffft but I'm sure Yuuko approves, anyway. XD
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Of course she does. 8DDD
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"Oh yeah? My emo destroyed THE MULTIVERSE!"
"... I burnt a star to speak to my girlfriend!"
"MULTIVERSE!"
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... so he doesn't even win at that. XD
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