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fractal_mirrors2005-06-10 10:45 pm
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(untitled) [XXXHOLiC/other CLAMP; English]
Title: (untitled)
Rating: PG-13 just to be on the safe side
Genre: Crack
Characters/Pairings: Go look...
Warnings: Nothing that CLAMP hasn't done before. (To other people, but still.)
Summary: Clow and Yuuko fighting evil in other worlds.
When King Ashura entered his bedchamber, he found his newest concubine already waiting for him. She was kneeling beside his bed, her head lowered in sign of submission.
As was the use for the King's concubines, her face was covered by a veil; but he didn't need to see her to know that she was beautiful. Only the most perfect beauties in his kingdom were allowed the honour of lying with him.
Her body was hidden by the wide dress that she was wearing, a silky ocean that surrounded her with layer upon layer of rosy-coloured fabric. A few delicate flowers were braided into her long, black hair.
She did not move or make any sound when Ashura approached her. The King smiled; she was well trained.
He took her chin in the cup of his hand, gently lifting her head. A deep blush was revealed when he removed the veil. Ashura took that as a good sign, and leaned closer.
He was just about to kiss his concubine when a red baseball bat hit him straight on the head.
"What the hell were you waiting for?" Ashura's near-victim shouted in a rather masculine voice. From the other side of the bed, Yuuko let out the maniac laughter she had been holding back for what had felt like ages.
"Ah, you have to admit it was worth seeing," she panted. "This must be the first time I hear you swear!"
"I'm in a pink dress, there are flowers in my hair, you stole my glasses and that caveman nearly kissed me. You don't want to mess with me right now."
"Come on, he wasn't that ugly..."
"I couldn't tell, now could I?" Clow said through gritted teeth. "Give me back my glasses."
Yuuko did as she was told, too busy laughing to argue.
"I still think 'caveman' was a bit too harsh," she said.
"Too harsh? He didn't even notice I wasn't a woman!"
"But you are so very pretty, Clow darling! Especially in a dress."
"You are a dead woman," he snapped back. "Just wait till I can get out of this thing-"
"Oh, stop complaining!" Yuuko chided him. "It was you who said this guy brought bad luck to every world and that we had to take him off the throne 'by any means necessary', remember?"
"In my plan, you were the one in a dress."
"Ah, yes," she said with a mischievous grin, "they do have quite a strong beer in this dimension..."
"...you are evil."
"Nah, that one was evil," said Yuuko, nodding at the unconscious King. "I just know how to have fun."
Rating: PG-13 just to be on the safe side
Genre: Crack
Characters/Pairings: Go look...
Warnings: Nothing that CLAMP hasn't done before. (To other people, but still.)
Summary: Clow and Yuuko fighting evil in other worlds.
When King Ashura entered his bedchamber, he found his newest concubine already waiting for him. She was kneeling beside his bed, her head lowered in sign of submission.
As was the use for the King's concubines, her face was covered by a veil; but he didn't need to see her to know that she was beautiful. Only the most perfect beauties in his kingdom were allowed the honour of lying with him.
Her body was hidden by the wide dress that she was wearing, a silky ocean that surrounded her with layer upon layer of rosy-coloured fabric. A few delicate flowers were braided into her long, black hair.
She did not move or make any sound when Ashura approached her. The King smiled; she was well trained.
He took her chin in the cup of his hand, gently lifting her head. A deep blush was revealed when he removed the veil. Ashura took that as a good sign, and leaned closer.
He was just about to kiss his concubine when a red baseball bat hit him straight on the head.
"What the hell were you waiting for?" Ashura's near-victim shouted in a rather masculine voice. From the other side of the bed, Yuuko let out the maniac laughter she had been holding back for what had felt like ages.
"Ah, you have to admit it was worth seeing," she panted. "This must be the first time I hear you swear!"
"I'm in a pink dress, there are flowers in my hair, you stole my glasses and that caveman nearly kissed me. You don't want to mess with me right now."
"Come on, he wasn't that ugly..."
"I couldn't tell, now could I?" Clow said through gritted teeth. "Give me back my glasses."
Yuuko did as she was told, too busy laughing to argue.
"I still think 'caveman' was a bit too harsh," she said.
"Too harsh? He didn't even notice I wasn't a woman!"
"But you are so very pretty, Clow darling! Especially in a dress."
"You are a dead woman," he snapped back. "Just wait till I can get out of this thing-"
"Oh, stop complaining!" Yuuko chided him. "It was you who said this guy brought bad luck to every world and that we had to take him off the throne 'by any means necessary', remember?"
"In my plan, you were the one in a dress."
"Ah, yes," she said with a mischievous grin, "they do have quite a strong beer in this dimension..."
"...you are evil."
"Nah, that one was evil," said Yuuko, nodding at the unconscious King. "I just know how to have fun."
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This fic needs a picture, to be given to shayoron for blackmail purposes.
My amusement at imagining what clow was doing waiting for the king and Yuuko to hurry up knows no bounds.