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Fast as Rainbows [Transformers: G1/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; English]
Title: Fast as Rainbows
Rating: G
Genre: Crossover / humor
Characters: Thundercracker, Skywarp and Rainbow Dash
Warnings: None!
Words: 635
Summary: Thundercracker gets a new fan.
Thundercracker was on patrol.
There was no point to it, he thought, in a place like this. "Harmless" didn't begin to describe it. But he wasn't about to complain. Flying on his own was much, much better than having to put up with the combined moods of Megatron and Starscream. It was bad enough that yet another space bridge had failed. The fact that they had ended up somewhere so colorful and cute and disgusting only served to get on everyone's nerves.
At least he was alone, up here. There were only a few birds, and--
Was that a pony? And one with wings, no less. They'd managed to find a place where ponies could fly as fast as jets.
...oh, why not. He'd seen stranger stuff already. It was just an animal, anyway. As long as it didn't get too close to his turbines, it wouldn't bother him.
"Wow! You are so cool!"
Wait. What?
"So, what are you? Some kind of dragon or something? Where's your face, anyway? But hey, nice colors!"
Thundercracker didn't reply. Perhaps, if he kept pretending, it would think he was just a regular plane. Or... whatever it thought he was. He didn't care. He just had to stay calm, stay silent, and maybe it would get bored and go away.
"You're not very talkative, are you?"
All right, so that wasn't working. He speeded up and threw in a few loops for good measure. That had to shake it off-
"That was amazing," it said instead. "You've got to show me those moves! I'll be the coolest pony in all of Equestria! I mean, even more than now!"
Oh, that was it. He wasn't going to put up with this nonsense. He didn't have to. After all, no one was as fast as him - much less some tiny organic creature. And, as if that wasn't enough, his sonic boom was sure to scare it away.
Except that, when it was over, that ridiculous pony was still right beside him.
And they were surrounded by rainbows.
He sort of hated his life at the moment.
"Whoa, that was a Sonic Rainboom and everything! You're almost as cool as the Wonderbolts!"
That nearly made him break his cover. Almost?
"Hey, TC!"
Oh, great. Skywarp hadn't only teleported right next to him, he'd done it in his root form, too. So much for pretending.
"Stop fooling around. Boss says if he sees another rainbow he's gonna shoot someone." He paused, thought about it for a moment, and then grinned. "Probably Screamer! Maybe you shouldn't stop!"
"HA! I knew you were people!" the pony exclaimed, apparently not at all fazed by the idea of giant death machines threatening to shoot whoever was nearest. "Is your friend always this boring?"
"Pfffft. All the time."
"Skywarp!" Since the ruse was over, anyway, Thundercracker changed into his root form just so he could give him a Look. "You're not supposed to mingle with the locals!"
"See? Grum-py!"
"So, are you as fast as him?"
"Is anyone listening-"
"Bah, don't need to. I can do this!"
He teleported to a few clouds away and waved, with the usual stupid grin on his face. The pony turned around and followed him, probably off to pester him instead. Thundercracker seized his chance as soon as he saw it. He transformed again and flew away in the opposite direction.
"Hey! That was really rude!" he heard the pony say a moment later. "Were you going to leave me alone with the annoying one?"
It was going to be a long, long day.
Rating: G
Genre: Crossover / humor
Characters: Thundercracker, Skywarp and Rainbow Dash
Warnings: None!
Words: 635
Summary: Thundercracker gets a new fan.
Thundercracker was on patrol.
There was no point to it, he thought, in a place like this. "Harmless" didn't begin to describe it. But he wasn't about to complain. Flying on his own was much, much better than having to put up with the combined moods of Megatron and Starscream. It was bad enough that yet another space bridge had failed. The fact that they had ended up somewhere so colorful and cute and disgusting only served to get on everyone's nerves.
At least he was alone, up here. There were only a few birds, and--
Was that a pony? And one with wings, no less. They'd managed to find a place where ponies could fly as fast as jets.
...oh, why not. He'd seen stranger stuff already. It was just an animal, anyway. As long as it didn't get too close to his turbines, it wouldn't bother him.
"Wow! You are so cool!"
Wait. What?
"So, what are you? Some kind of dragon or something? Where's your face, anyway? But hey, nice colors!"
Thundercracker didn't reply. Perhaps, if he kept pretending, it would think he was just a regular plane. Or... whatever it thought he was. He didn't care. He just had to stay calm, stay silent, and maybe it would get bored and go away.
"You're not very talkative, are you?"
All right, so that wasn't working. He speeded up and threw in a few loops for good measure. That had to shake it off-
"That was amazing," it said instead. "You've got to show me those moves! I'll be the coolest pony in all of Equestria! I mean, even more than now!"
Oh, that was it. He wasn't going to put up with this nonsense. He didn't have to. After all, no one was as fast as him - much less some tiny organic creature. And, as if that wasn't enough, his sonic boom was sure to scare it away.
Except that, when it was over, that ridiculous pony was still right beside him.
And they were surrounded by rainbows.
He sort of hated his life at the moment.
"Whoa, that was a Sonic Rainboom and everything! You're almost as cool as the Wonderbolts!"
That nearly made him break his cover. Almost?
"Hey, TC!"
Oh, great. Skywarp hadn't only teleported right next to him, he'd done it in his root form, too. So much for pretending.
"Stop fooling around. Boss says if he sees another rainbow he's gonna shoot someone." He paused, thought about it for a moment, and then grinned. "Probably Screamer! Maybe you shouldn't stop!"
"HA! I knew you were people!" the pony exclaimed, apparently not at all fazed by the idea of giant death machines threatening to shoot whoever was nearest. "Is your friend always this boring?"
"Pfffft. All the time."
"Skywarp!" Since the ruse was over, anyway, Thundercracker changed into his root form just so he could give him a Look. "You're not supposed to mingle with the locals!"
"See? Grum-py!"
"So, are you as fast as him?"
"Is anyone listening-"
"Bah, don't need to. I can do this!"
He teleported to a few clouds away and waved, with the usual stupid grin on his face. The pony turned around and followed him, probably off to pester him instead. Thundercracker seized his chance as soon as he saw it. He transformed again and flew away in the opposite direction.
"Hey! That was really rude!" he heard the pony say a moment later. "Were you going to leave me alone with the annoying one?"
It was going to be a long, long day.
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Y ya estoy appeando yo a Rarity así que estarías a salvo XD
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look, matching replies and everything
ILU 2 XD
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I can imagine Dash behaving like that. So adorable ♥
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Can Starscream meet Rarity next, plzkthnx? Their egos would get on like a house on fire. I can just imagine her being very impressed with his appearance. So shiny, bright colours, smooth lines! And Starscream being all, "Pony, please. I know I'm gorgeous." *preens*
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Actually, it was hard not to make this ridiculously long. So many possible meetings!
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LOL. Awesome!
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fave mlp + fave decepticon in the same story = LOVE!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! :D :D :D
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